Winter Coat Boycott
You are cordially invited to the winter coat boycott.
Winter coats will no longer be worn.
Throw all winter coats, winter hats,
wool and knit scarves, mittens, gloves,
long underwear, insulated, carharts, thermo socks, and wooly,
wintry, thick, sweaters into the boycott winter coat
box and store deep down in darkest corner of the
Not to be looked at, thought about,
smelled, washed or mended
until the first snowflake is spotted next December
if luck has anything to do with it.
Now, at long last,
listen to the giddy with happiness birds,
in the early morning songfest,
breathe in the fresh thawed out,
ooozzzy wormy, damp and musty grass and mud,
cleanse thy pores with the warm, sweet like sugarwater rainfall,
let the soulful, sexy spring wind indeed blow
your to-do list out of your hand,
and enjoy the coasting ride into
sultry hot and humid, yippy skippy,
skinny dippy out on the lake, hiking till sunset,